the legend of the broha
The legend goes that thousands of years ago a man named Broha lived on the side of Mauna Loa (the largest volcano on earth) in ancient Hawaii. He surfed and lived off the land eating pineapples. But then, for the first time in hundreds of thousands of years, Mauna Loa erupted suddenly. Broha was swallowed up by the scorching lava while taking his first bite of his favorite fruity snack. Expecting him to be dead, his friends and family forgot about him and moved on. However, since then there have been hundreds of sightings of a half man/half pineapple beast, who lives on the side of Mauna Loa. Most eye-witness accounts have him sporting wayfarer sunglasses and singing popular classic rock songs such as Sweet Child Of Mine. Hawaiian legend believes he is waiting for Mauna Loa to erupt again before he can finally rest in peace.